Inazuma Eleven GO: Chrono Stones created by LEVEL-5 Inc.; Nintendo 3DS port published by Nintendo Co., Ltd. (Hino et al., 2015).
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The national junior high school football tournament. It was really tough, especially in the qualifiers, but in the end, Raimon won this year and it felt great!By: A.S.
A control unit from the future that resembles a football in shape and size. With one of these, you can not only stop time but control people's minds!By: C.W.
A change in history that can lead to branching paths. If an interrupt succeeds, history changes from that point on, like when Raimon's football club was erased.By: F.R.
Some people from the future who want to change the past or something. Alpha told us that their mission is to erase football from history. But why?!By: A.S.
They're a team of time agents whose job is to go around changing history. For all they hate football, if they challenge you to a match you'd better be at your best...By: A.S.
A Fighting Spirit that has applied itself to a player, like armour. They're much more powerful in this state, but they also don't last quite as long.By: F.R.
Fei can call up physical copies of himself. Like Fighting Spirits, they don't really exist, but they act just like normal people. Use them if short of players on your team!By: C.W.
With Miximax, you can borrow a person's aura and take on their characteristics. It works on just about any living thing - even animals and dinosaurs!By: F.R.
A parallel world is a world that's created when an interrupt causes history to branch out. The world where Raimon Football Club did not exist is one example of this.By: F.R.
Our enemy. An all-powerful group that sends time agents from the future into the past to try and erase football from history. We can't let them succeed!By: F.R.
A group of powerful youths who appeared 200 years in the future. We know nothing of them except that they emerged from a gene pool of supremely gifted footballers.By: C.W.
A group threatening our future, made up solely of Hyper-Evolved Children. We're not sure what their purpose is, but we do know that they oppose El Dorado.By: C.W.
We use these as "space-time guides" to help us time jump to new eras in history. They have to be suffused with the essence of that era or they don't work.By: A.S.
This is a time machine based on the same design as the Inazuma Bus and created by the wonder coach, Clark von Wunderbar. You can jump to any time or place in this!By: C.W.
The UFO-style time machine used by El Dorado. They can use this to travel through time, but we can safely say that its looks aren't a patch on the TM Bus!By: C.W.
Simply using a time machine to travel to a specific point in space and time. And of course, before every time jump, it's customary to let out a good old yell!By: C.W.
A bracelet from the future that lets you move through space-time. It looks a bit like a watch. Vladimir used one of these bracelets to travel through time to help us.By: A.S.
A troubling law that means no one's allowed to play football any more. The park, the school...all off limits! And they're even going to disband the football club...By: C.H.
A genius scientist who invented the time machine, with a deep love of all things sciency. He is a bit odd though, always popping up and disappearing willy-nilly.By: R.R.
This is the theory developed by Dr Cryptix about multiple parallel worlds eventually converging into one. The doctor says that it works kind of like a guitar string.By: F.R.
The phenomenon occurs when individuals in each of the branching parallel worlds resonate, providing many times the power to the person in one reality.By: F.R.
El Dorado's punishment facility, where all the pathetic failures are sent. The system is said to be shockingly brutal. Keeps us on our toes, I suppose. Hah!By: ???
The former backer of Fifth Sector, who sought to discover children with next generation skills. One month ago, he sent a time band to yours truly, Axel Blaze.By: A.B.
An organisation controlling football under the pretense of equality. Thanks to Raimon's revolution, they were overthrown and football returned to normal.By: A.B.
This is what happens when some kind of change in the past ends up changing the future. People outside the old timeline still get to keep their memories, though!By: J.L.
A book that contains the hidden secrets of the legendary player known as the Master! However, the text seems to be encoded, so it's impossible to tell what it says.By: C.W.
David Evans left Mark a notebook detailing the Ultimate Eleven. In the future, they thought it was encoded, but it was just David's terrible handwriting.By: J.S.
A remarkable person famed in the future as being a "legendary football player". Turns out that it was Coach Evans' grandfather, David, all along!By: S.B.
One of my many talents. It allows one to transfer their aura directly into their teammates. There's no visible difference, but believe me, you'll know soon enough!By: ???
The Chrono Stone phenomenon happens when someone becomes a time paradox and is compressed into a crystal. Oddly, some people can still talk in crystal form!By: S.B.
A period of conflict in 16th century Japan. Regional warlords competed ruthlessly to try to unite Japan under one banner. Basically, an epic civil war. Exciting stuff!By: J.G.
The warlord of Owari Province. He was the first in Japan to use firearms in battle and conquered many provinces, but before he could unite Japan, he was betrayed...By: R.R.
A warlord of the Sengoku era, he was born a peasant and distinguished himself as a servant of Nobunaga, who favoured him. Later known as Hideyoshi Toyotomi!By: R.N.
Another way of referring to the CONfinement TRAining Facility. Players incapable of beautiful football are sent here for strict and intensive re-education.By: ???
A period of wars between France and England that lasted over 100 years. The fortunes of the inferior French forces changed when Joan entered the fray.By: F.R.
A hero of the French forces during the Hundred Years War. She inspired the French soldiers by leading them into battle with claims of heavenly aid!By: G.L.
The crown prince, later King Charles VII, cannot be crowned because the English control the site of French coronations at Reims. Currently lives at Chinon Castle...By: R.R.
With Joan of Arc behind him, Charles was made king. He then set about rebuilding France after the Hundred Years War. He seemed a wary and cunning character...By: G.G.
A major general who founded the Shu Kingdom during China's Three Kingdoms era. He was big-hearted and treated Guan Yu and Zhang Fei as brothers.By: E.P.
A genius strategist and ally of Liu Bei in the Three Kingdoms era of China, whose advice led Liu Bei to many victories. Sounds like someone we want on our side!By: E.P.
These clay warriors were buried along with the dead in ancient China. The ones we encountered weren't the real thing, but clockwork copies created by Zhuge Liang.By: E.P.
A team of rowdy players led by Zanark. They tend to be much more violent than Protocol Omega, but at least they act a bit more...human.By: R.R.
A group used for cracking down on government opposition in 19th century Japan. A bit like a police force. Soji Okita was one of their most famous captains.By: J.G.
People thought it impossible, but Ryoma Sakamoto managed to persuade provinces Satsuma and Choshu to form an alliance. He had the weight of history behind him!By: R.N.
A turning point in Japanese history when the feudal Edo government came to an end. The restoration of imperial rule laid the foundations for modern Japan.By: S.H.
The 15th shogun of the Edo era! He was the ruler of Japan at the end of the feudal age and he returned power to the emperor so Japan could... Ahh, not enough space!By: G.L.
This was when that shogun gadgie that Goldie was on about gave up all his power and let a new, more modern government take over. Good lad!By: A.K.
An elite unit led by commander Schemer Guile. It's said to be El Dorado's most powerful team, with no other team in history able to match their strength.By: G.G.
A large legendary sword imbued with mystical power and used by King Arthur. I think the legend says it's used to slay a dragon. Probably... Maybe?By: M.B.
All the knights who have pledged allegiance to King Arthur! The Round Table is where they had all their meetings. Oops, I left too much space...By: G.L.
Artificial lifeforms, like Wonderbot or Perfect Cascade. They're sentient, which means they can think, talk and operate independently.By: F.R.
A law banning football, caused by Beta interfering with history. El Dorado eventually got rid of it to join forces with us, though.By: A.S.
A tournament, proposed by Simeon Ayp to El Dorado, to decide the fate of the world. The participants are split into 3 teams, and the result is decided over 3 matches.By: J.S.
The special gene that Simeon Ayp and his pals have. HEC stands for Hyper-Evolved Children. Their powers are tremendous, but their lives are very short...By: G.L.
A special weapon used by members of N-Gen that can shoot red flasks containing destructive auras. They're also developing many other weapons like this.By: F.R.
A stadium for the Ragnarok Match built out of the ashes of the destroyed El Dorado HQ. It's nicely designed and well built, but still seems a little creepy to me...By: A.C.
The opponents in the first Ragnarok match, captained by Zanark Avalonic. Our data suggests that they're a brutal team even by N-Gen's standards.By: α
A vaccine to counter N-Gen's HEC Genes, developed by El Dorado. Using this, Simeon Ayp's team can be brought under control and their lifespans normalised.By: C.W.C.
Our opponents in the second Ragnarok match. They claim to be a brainy team, but they don't seem to be interested in many intellectual pursuits.By: β
These childish opponents stand against us in the third Ragnarok match. I doubt they have a shred of smart between them...but they do have unpredictable qualities.By: γ
N-Gen's strongest team, led by Simeon Ayp, stand against us in the extra round of Ragnarok. We have to win to save our future and to protect football!By: A.S.
Where am I now? Excellent. That's everyone. Glad we could all get together for this. Mr Schiller! And Inazuma National?! What are you doing here? Arion, is your memory really that short? They're here to play us in an exhibition match! No way! That sounds fantastic! Funny. I'm sure I briefed you on this before. Oh...you did? Well, as I said before, we had a team reunion last week and during the course of the evening, the discussion turned to Raimon. It occurred to us just how tough the coming battles will be for you. So we thought to lend you a helping hand and set up an exhibition match-cum-celebration. And that's exactly what we're doing today. I didn't think you'd be the type to forget this sort of thing, Arion. Sorry! Umm...I guess it just slipped my mind! I'm forgetting this is a parallel world. He must have told all this to another Arion that's not me! But wow! We get to play a real match with Inazuma National! This is going to be amazing! Are you all right, Arion? You're acting kind of funny today... We know that the Football Prohibition Act is still in effect. But we couldn't just let you struggle uphill on your own all this time. We had to make a stand! I weren't chuffed about us not being able to give you a hand meself, but I'm glad that changed. Yeah! You can't love football without football! Thank you so much, all of you! Excellent. Well, opportunity knocks, as they say. Let's get to it, team! Yeah!!! I'm afraid we cannot allow that. Hah. Heh heh... Xavier, are they...? They are. It's us from the past. Alius Academy have slipped through time and ended up here, it seems. No... How could this even happen?! I don't know. But there's one thing that's clear - they don't belong here. I can't believe this... It really is us, huh? We came from beyond the stars to deliver you a message. Heed it well. Urk! This is bad. Really bad. What if they realise we're them?! Calm down. If we stay calm, they might not notice anything. Are you sure? I look quite different to back then, but you haven't really changed much, apart from the hair... What, really? I wasn't even aware of it. Hmm, perhaps it's time I changed my image... Why not try working on a new accent? Hmm... Now there's an idea. In any case, if they discover our identity, our reputations are finished. We musn't let Arion find out, no matter the cost! Right! Erm, listen, this is all getting a bit complicated. We'll sort this out, so perhaps you could go and take a short break? Be silent, feeble humans! I am Xene, of the mighty Alius Academy. Gack! We came from beyond the stars to deliver you a message. Heed it well. Ay ay ay... Must be proper embarrassing. Umm... Beyond the stars? I think these kids have a screw loose, Arion. Probably watched too many B-movies. Still, it's pretty entertaining! I don't know... Trust me, I've seen people like this before. We should give them a wide berth. Ee, in that outfit, maybe this is meant to be a practical joke or somethin'? We assure you, this is no joke. We have arrived on this planet to demonstrate our prowess, abiding by your nature's laws. Which laws, you ask? The laws... ...of football!!! Help... My spleen... Xavier? Are you alright? Somebody, please, make them stop... You know, I don't think they are joking. So they really are crazy people? Let's just back away, slowly... Yes! Yes, that's right! Look at the time. We really must be going... Isn't that right, Jordan? We've got a very busy schedule, you see. Y-yeah. That's right. Sorry. Huh? Doesn't the boy with red hair look a little bit like Mr Schiller? Gaaack!!! Well, what a coincidence. But I assure you, he bears no relation to me! Come now. Let's not get involved with these people. You WILL heed us. Wow. They're serious, alright. Nonsense. It's just a running gag. I'm sure this is just one of those reality TV shows. ...Can we really bluff our way out of this? Haha... Xavier, why not try telling it to them straight? I don't think that they even know that they're in the wrong time. Maybe you can persuade them to go back to the past? It's worth a try. (sigh) If I must...
That bloke with the green hair! What a weird hairdo! How did he set it? Is this some kind of fancy dress, like? They're really odd. Hehe... Mr Schiller, you don't look too good. Are you OK? (snigger) I'm really sorry, I can't...pfffft! (chuckle) Nothing like looking back on your youth, eh? I think you were really cool when you were at Alius, Xavier! I really do!!! Xavier, please! Persuade those old versions of us to leave, will you?
Muah hah hah!!! Yes, this is it! Give me the challenge I crave! Alright, now listen here. You're in the wrong time period, so I'd REALLY appreciate it if you went back to your own time. Now, you might not have noticed, but this isn't the world you're supposed to be in! Yes, we are well aware. Y-you are? We are not of this world. We have travelled from beyond the stars! Gaaah, that's not what I meant! I wonder what Mr Schiller was getting so worked up about...
We are Genesis, Alius Academy's ultimate team! And you...you seem familiar. Alright, now listen here. You're in the wrong time period, so I'd REALLY appreciate it if you went back to your own time. Now, you might not have noticed, but this isn't the world you're supposed to be in! Yes, we are well aware. Y-you are? We are not of this world. We have travelled from beyond the stars! Gaaah, that's not what I meant! I wonder what Mr Schiller was getting so worked up about...
"Discretion is the better part of valour", I believe. You would do well to stay right where you are. Alright, now listen here. You're in the wrong time period, so I'd REALLY appreciate it if you went back to your own time. Now, you might not have noticed, but this isn't the world you're supposed to be in! Yes, we are well aware. Y-you are? We are not of this world. We have travelled from beyond the stars! Gaaah, that's not what I meant! I wonder what Mr Schiller was getting so worked up about...
We are elite soldiers. We are invincible. It is futile to resist us. Alright, now listen here. You're in the wrong time period, so I'd REALLY appreciate it if you went back to your own time. Now, you might not have noticed, but this isn't the world you're supposed to be in! Yes, we are well aware. Y-you are? We are not of this world. We have travelled from beyond the stars! Gaaah, that's not what I meant! I wonder what Mr Schiller was getting so worked up about...
Huh? Where am I? There you are, Arion! You're late! You're not setting a very good example to the rest of the team! The team? You mean, the football team? Very funny. I mean the calligraphy club! What else? Wait...what?! Oh...I get it. The Raimon football club doesn't exist in this world. So I'm in the calligraphy club instead... Come on, then! The nationals are really soon, so we've really got to put that extra bit of effort in! Eh? The nationals? We're still talking about calligraphy, right? Of course! We haven't come all this way to the Paints' Way National Finals for nothing! You should be treating your training more seriously! This isn't the finger painting club! "Paints' Way"?! She's right, Arion. You shouldn't be shirking your duties as a member. There aren't all that many members to begin with. Show some respect to your captain! O-oh! Skie's the captain? OK. Sorry! Alright, I guess I'll play along for now. I wonder what everyone's writing... Umm...so can we just write what we want? As the captain, I decide who writes what. Got a problem with that? No, that's fine... Maybe Skie's just confused. Everything's almost just like football... Oh, this is terrible! Simply terrible! Mr Wintersea? What's wrong? Royal Academy are trespassing on the school grounds! I heard the screech of tyres at the school gates and then they just barged straight in! Royal Academy?! Why are they here if there's no football club? Attention, please! That's Royal Academy... Coach Sharp, and Mr Samford! Raimon Junior High! The Royal Academy Calligraphy Club hereby challenges you to a write-off! (gasp) No! Oh, come on, Skie, it's just calligraphy! I don't see how Royal can be so serious about this... The official Royal tutor, Jude Sharp, will now announce the venue. It is painfully apparent to us that Raimon's ability is miles, if not leagues, below us in terms of strength. A club barely a year old could not possibly hope to survive the nationals at their current level. Let this match determine whether Raimon is truly fit to participate in the struggle for artistic supremacy! Artistic supremacy? That doesn't make any sense... Show us you will leave a mark on history - not just an ink blot! So that's the true power of Jude Sharp, the genius typographer... Skie, you're taking this far too seriously... Now, what will it be? Your heart, your mind or your eyes? ...Huh? I'm sorry, I don't understand. Hurry up, Arion! Skie's taking damage as we speak! You have to pick one!
Jude, why are you trying to destroy Raimon's calligraphy club? Wow, what an attack... Well, I suppose it is Royal Academy. Arion, please take care of it!
The brush and the heart are one. The heart must not waver, for every stroke shows the heart. Do you follow your heart? I see. That is your decision. Well chosen! You have taken the first step and proven your worth to us. Now, moving on. This is what you'll be writing in today's match... The glorious Emperor Penguin! Huuuuh?!!!
It is the mind that drives the brush. It is the mind that lets thoughts flourish under your fingers. Do you follow your mind? I see. That is your decision. Well chosen! You have taken the first step and proven your worth to us. Now, moving on. This is what you'll be writing in today's match... The glorious Emperor Penguin! Huuuuh?!!!
The eyes...heh heh... Well, without eyes, you can't see, and then there'd be no point. Do you follow your eyes? I see. That is your decision. Well chosen! You have taken the first step and proven your worth to us. Now, moving on. This is what you'll be writing in today's match... The glorious Emperor Penguin! Huuuuh?!!!
Everything really is all mixed up...
Easy-peasy, girls! Mind if I join you? Goldie! Great, maybe you can settle this for us. We're arguing about which of two Raimon players is cooler. Ooh, sounds fun! So, who's it between? Victor and Bailong. I only have eyes for my virtuoso... So yeah, they're like night and day, those two. Haha! Yeah, I can see that! Victor's all dark and brooding and Bailong has that shock of white hair. Well, I prefer Victor. He may act a bit cold, but he does laugh once in a blue moon. Deep down, I think he's quite lovely! Heh... Yeah, maybe, but Bailong's still cooler. When he laughs, he's all like, bow down you pathetic mortals! Gahahahahaha! The ultimate power is mine! Really? That's not the impression I got... The virtuoso's laugh is like the splash of water on a summer's day... Also, Victor really cares for his brother, Vladimir. It's so sweet! Yeeeah, but he's only nice to him. He couldn't give a monkey's about the rest of us! Like the other day, right... Well, Victor? What d'you think? I want an honest opinion. Er...it's alright...I suppose... How rude is that?! He's not very nice to girls, that's for sure! Ahaha...I guess he is lacking in the tact department. My virtuoso would never say something like that. If anything, Bailong's worse than that. One time... Phew... This is a ton of washing. Bailong! Do you think you could help me carry this? No. But that's him playing the lone wolf! Course he's not going to be seen helping others! Oh, is that why? Totally! That's part of his charm! So who do you prefer, Goldie? Hmm. Let me see...
I'd pick my virtuoso...
It's got to be Victor, surely? You just don't get it, do you? Speak of the devil. Victor! Hm? Oh, Jade. I'm sorry that ball hit you the other day. It was an accident. Are you alright? Eh? Me? Oh, um...yeah! No worries. That's good. Um...I'll be going, then. Err...right! See? What did I tell you? Alright, alright. You win. You know, I don't think we should pick one over the other after all. I think we can agree that both are pretty popular with the girls! I prefer the virtuoso.
Bailong all the way, right? You like Bailong, Goldie? I didn't picture you to be the type. Oh, there he is. Mm? Oh, good timing. Here, my treat. Ooh! Chocolate! Are these for us? Thanks a ton! But where did you get all this? Mm? Some girls at school handed me a basketful. Dunno why. Anyway, I don't eat chocolate - never liked the stuff. Thought you guys would appreciate it, though. How can anyone NOT like chocolate?! So kind of him...
Are you really gonna ask her out then, JP? Oui, I think so. Ever since we first met, I think about her day and night... Everything about her... Her eyes, her smile! I'm completely infatuated with her... Infatuated? Aurelia has you fierce hooked, man, huh? Why'd you bring me along, though? Couldn't you have talked to Arion? No no, not Arion! All he thinks about is football. But you're popular with the girls, Sol. I thought you would be a good person to ask. Popular, huh? I do get tons of cards on Valentine's Day, so I suppose that counts for something... And I suppose I hear the odd girl squeal when I come into school in the morning, and they do always want to take pictures with me. But other than that, I wouldn't say I'm popular as such. Well, it seems pretty clear to me. Ack! Look at the time... Ahhh, it's her! She's here! Great! It's the perfect opportunity for you! Come on!
Sorry to keep you waiting, pusskins. I hope you've not been terrorising the birds again! No? Good girl! I think someone deserves a treat, then! Mrrroow... (purr purr purr) Ah, she seems lovely! Yeah... Ey! Ain't seen you around 'ere in a while, Aurelia! Never mind playin' wiv that cat. Fancy a pizza? I know a great place down the road. Oh, an' we won't take no for an answer! Heheh! I think those guys are giving her a hard time! C'est affreux! I must save her!
Go on, JP! Be her knight in shining armour! Don't worry, Aurelia! I'll save you! Jumpiiiiing- Hiiiiiiiiiiyaaah!!! Um... Right, then. (gasp) In all my days, I've never seen anything like it! You moved proper elegant, darling, like a lion or a tiger...or a bear! Maybe more like a lion AND a tiger, cos you really socked it to them! Hold on... That must have been the seven-fold fist of fury, Flying Liger! Seldom few have been able to master that ancient art! Never thought I'd live to see the day. I'm truly honoured, really I am. Would you believe it... Well, that's what you get for messing with a black belt in karate. Even so, that was a little extreme! Hah! Guys should know what they're dealing with before they start bothering me! Seriously! Come on. Maybe it's time we found you another love interest, JP... She's... She's perfect! Absolutely perfect! You can't be serious! She's everything I ever wanted in a girl...and more! Now I know she's the one! I'm going to talk to her! Aurelia, wait!!! Uhum... Well, good luck, little fella...
Oh! I know where I am! This is Coach Evans's house, I remember it from the time he invited me over for dinner! Oh, hello, Arion! Come in! Aunty Silvia? What are you doing here? What am I doing here? This is where I live! It is?! Wait... You mean you're... What's up, Silv? Oh, Mark! Arion was surprised to find out I live here! Haha! You do know Silvia and I have been living together, don't you? Oh. So that's how things are in this world... Arion! Nice to see you! Um... Why...are the two of you here too? Are you alright, Arion? I thought it would have been obvious I was living under the same roof as Mark! But, I thought he was living with Aunty Silvia! That's right. The four of us live together. Wha- But...how?!!! Come on, Arion. It's not that surprising, is it? You didn't think I was married to all three, did you? Oh... You're not? Of course not. That kind of thing's not allowed, you know. Oh, yeah. Right... Mark led Inazuma National to victory, you know. He's had nothing but football on the brain for as long as I've known him. So we decided to come and live with Mark, to give him the support he needs. I wasn't really up with it at first, but these three can be pretty persuasive, so in the end I had to agree. Haha... That's not something to be laughing about, Coach Evans! Relax, Arion. It'll be fine. NO IT WILL NOT! Now, sit down at the table, you two. We won't be a minute. Well, Arion? How do you like my homemade stamina steak? You'll need a healthy portion of veg to go with that, too. Help yourself to my full course salad. There's always tea and biscuits for after, in case you're feeling peckish! Not to mention my very own homemade sponge cake! I'll run a nice warm bath for you after. How does that sound? Oh yeah, for being such a good boy, you'll get more pocket money starting next month. Tell me what you want and I'll buy it for you. No, no, you shouldn't go to all that trouble, Silvia! I'll buy something for you. How about those new sports shoes you were wanting? Ahh... Really, this is all very kind of you, but, umm... Oh dear. Have we done something wrong? No, no, not at all! Mmm, that hit the spot. Urgh, I'm stuffed... Well! I think it's about time for the election, don't you? Election? Yes. To see who'd be best suited to be Mark's wife! Wait, what?!!! We thought Mark would have made a decision on it since we've all been living together like this... I just haven't been able to decide. Hey, Arion, maybe you could decide for me. It'd be a big help! What?! Me? Look Arion, it's easy. Just choose who you think would be most suitable as Mark's wife. What, right now?! Do I have to?
It's a really tough decision, isn't it? Don't rush, take your time!
If I were Mark's wife, I'd make sure he was always healthy as can be. He'd never have a cut or bruise unattended. You can come home with a black eye or a sprained ankle as often as you like. I'll be there to kiss it better. OK. Then Cam-Cam will be my wife! Oh, well. I do think she'll be an excellent wife. Mark's always pushing himself to the limit. It'll be good to have you looking after him, I suppose. Thank you, Arion. That was very kind of you. Come round whenever you like, you're always welcome.
If I were Mark's wife, I'd build an ultimate training facility with state-of-the-art exercise machines, all tailor-made to train each skill! Of course, I'd personally take charge of the project. An irresistible prospect, don't you agree? OK. Then Nelly will be my wife! Oh well. I suppose it was no contest, really. Yes...she was operating on a completely different scale. You've got good taste, Arion! Come round whenever you like, you're always welcome.
If I were Mark's wife, I'd make him an extra-yummy fried breakfast every single day. And then I'd send you out the door with an extra-special roast chicken salad to keep you going through training. It's a no-brainer! OK. Then Silvia will be my wife! Hmph. Alright. Breakfast in bed is very appealing, I have to admit. Thank you, Arion. It's very sweet of you to pick me. Come round whenever you like, you're always welcome.
Coach Evans's world is...bizarre.
Now then. Luke, Emmy, have you finished changing? Yes, Professor! But I don't understand why we're playing football and not out solving puzzles like we usually are... As it happens, Professor, I'm quite the expert at football. I've got a terrific kick! Ha ha. I don't doubt it, Emmy. But what we'll be playing doesn't quite fall in line with our impression of football. Come again? So...we won't be playing football? Perhaps not. We will in fact be playing something of a variant, called "extra-dimensional football". That's a mouthful! But it sounds like fun! Indeed. It seems as if it will be an altogether unique and exciting experience for all of us. It is a sport that can be universally appreciated, traversing borders of all kinds. Much like puzzles, in a sense. Great! Well, I suppose it's best if we got right into the thick of things! I'm with you there, Emmy. Now, let's practise some elementary special moves, shall we? Did you say "special moves"?! Hoho, there's no need for alarm, Luke. I believe it is a feat any gentleman is capable of. It says here we have to synchronise our breathing if we want it to work. That sounds difficult. Shall we give it a go? Alright, Emmy. If you think you can keep up! Well, then. Here it is!
Ah! This is the Raimon gym, isn't it? Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment you've all been waiting for: the third annual Rrrraimon Rrrrromeo conteeeeest! As you may know, this contest was proposed by Raimon's very own headmaster! I believe his words were: "Boys these days ought to grow some backbone! When I was your age, we had to lug tyres around all day!" And with those words to inspire us, we are gathered here today to find a true man among men! Through this Raimon Romeo contest? I'm not so sure this is going to work... It was a tough call, but the judges have cut the number of entrants down to a select five! And today, in this very gym hall, it's your votes that will decide who will reign supreme as THE Raimon Romeo! Now, give a wild round of applause to our first contestant, the ever-dashing Mr Gaaaaabriel Garciaaaaa! Err... Why did I sign up for this, again? Next up, it's everyone's favourite football captain, Rrrrrriccardo di Rigoooooo! Thank you all! It's such an honour to be here today, it really is. Getting a bit into it, isn't he? Entrant number three is our defending champion for two years running. His steely gaze and snazzy hairstyle have won over more than a few hearts! It's the man himself - Mr Samguk Haaaaaaan! Boom! Guys, you've met your match! I'm on fire with Combustion Catch! (fawn) He's like poetry in motion... Guess we know who'll be winning again this year! Oh, my Samosa... Wait...what?!!! Yeah, when it comes to popularity, Sam's in another league. There's no way we'll beat him. Sono d'accordo. I don't even know how we got picked. It was probably just pity votes, or a miscount. Umm... Something bothering you, Arion? He's a star, isn't he? I want to be able to shine as bright as him, someday. OK, I think I've figured it out. Everyone that was popular back in our world isn't popular here, and vice versa! And now, moving on to entrant number four: it's our cute-as-a-button bundle of energy, Jean-Pierre Lapiiiiiiiin! Ouais! Did you hear that? Cute as a button, he called me! And last but not least, don't blink or you'll miss him - it's speed demon Euuuugene Peabody! Spectacles represent! Ladies and gentlemen, these are our five hopeful finalists! Now, it's time to get down to voting. Who is the man among these young men? Who will be the next Raimon Romeo? YOU decide! Right, that's me chosen. Who are you going for, Arion? Me? Umm...
Maybe I should try a hairstyle like Sam's... Hm! I think you should go for Sam! After all, he's a real man's man! Hey, Arion! I think you should go for a hairstyle like Sam's. It'd really suit you! Samosa got so many...
Urgh, I want to go home... There's no way I could ever compete with Sam! Then, let's announce the results of the third annual Rrrrrraimon Rrrrromeo contest!!! And the winner is... Our last-minute contestant, the indestructible, indefatigable and outright incontestable Wanli Changcheng!!! No way! BOSH!!! Big guys don't finish last! My hero! Oh, Wan-cakes... Curse yoooooou!!! That's it for this year. You've been a great audience! Thank you and safe journey back to class! Well, that was something!
Arion, would you vote for someone as boring as me? Then, let's announce the results of the third annual Rrrrrraimon Rrrrromeo contest!!! And the winner is... Our last-minute contestant, the indestructible, indefatigable and outright incontestable Wanli Changcheng!!! No way! BOSH!!! Big guys don't finish last! My hero! Oh, Wan-cakes... Curse yoooooou!!! That's it for this year. You've been a great audience! Thank you and safe journey back to class! Well, that was something!
Haha! Not a single vote's getting past me! I'll defend my title to the end! Then, let's announce the results of the third annual Rrrrrraimon Rrrrromeo contest!!! And the winner is... Our last-minute contestant, the indestructible, indefatigable and outright incontestable Wanli Changcheng!!! No way! BOSH!!! Big guys don't finish last! My hero! Oh, Wan-cakes... Curse yoooooou!!! That's it for this year. You've been a great audience! Thank you and safe journey back to class! Well, that was something!
Hey! Vote for me! Then, let's announce the results of the third annual Rrrrrraimon Rrrrromeo contest!!! And the winner is... Our last-minute contestant, the indestructible, indefatigable and outright incontestable Wanli Changcheng!!! No way! BOSH!!! Big guys don't finish last! My hero! Oh, Wan-cakes... Curse yoooooou!!! That's it for this year. You've been a great audience! Thank you and safe journey back to class! Well, that was something!
Hehe. I'd go for the boy with glasses if I were you. Then, let's announce the results of the third annual Rrrrrraimon Rrrrromeo contest!!! And the winner is... Our last-minute contestant, the indestructible, indefatigable and outright incontestable Wanli Changcheng!!! No way! BOSH!!! Big guys don't finish last! My hero! Oh, Wan-cakes... Curse yoooooou!!! That's it for this year. You've been a great audience! Thank you and safe journey back to class! Well, that was something!
JP, you've got to see this! I can summon my own Fighting Spirit now! Wow! Really?! I wanna see! It's so awesome! I'll be able to stop anything they throw at me now! Show me! Here I go... Hrrrrrrrraaaugh! This is my Fighting Spirit!!! Oh, err... Speechless, right? Well, how about...this? How about that? Think I'll be keeping my position as goalie for the foreseeable future now, eh? Umm, Sam? About that Fighting Spirit... That's Front-Line Fighter Black Pawn. It's...sort of meant for dribbling.
Hi, everyone! I've got a great goal celebration to show you! It's a fun one!
You must always remember, my son, there are people out there in the world who don't have the privilege of kicking a ball around. I'm not saying what we did as Fifth Sector was right. But I like to think it taught all of us the real value of playing football. The real value of the humble football itself! I understand, Father. I always think what life might have been like if I'd been born less fortunate, unable to play. Hey, [father]. Can I show you my new moves? I've been training hard to get revenge back on Raimon! Haha. Why not? Go on, my son. OK. Watch this! Stop! What did you just do to that ball? What...what did I just tell you about value...? Fighting Spirit, hear me roar! Nooooooooooooo!!! Leave the balls alone!!! What do you think, Father? That'll put them back in their place, huh? I've practised these moves day and night just to get stronger. Hundreds...no, thousands of times over! H-hundreds...? THOUSANDS? How could you, my son?! But I'm not done yet. I have to refine my skills even further. I have to be perfect! I know you'll be behind me all the way, Father. I'll climb back up to the top and then I'll serve Raimon a slice of humble pie! I thought I brought you up better than this... Father...? What do you mean?!
Hello, there! Would you like to see a new goal celebration? I think it might be a bit silly, but it should be cute!
How, pet! I've got a belter goal celebration gannin' here, like! Look at this!
Haaaaaaaah! Heavenly Horse Arch Pegasus!!! Erm... This is just normal Pegasus, not Arch Pegasus. How'd that happen? Wonderbot, is this...? It's a parallel world resonance phenomenon! All the Arions in each world are reacting to each other, making him many times weaker! What? That's causing it? Aww, no! I guess it's not such a big deal. Wait. There may be a way to counteract it. How? Yes, how? Well, I'm very glad you asked! It's quite simple - you simply substitute the coach, so that the glorious Clark von Wunderbar may lead you to victory! Fei, I think I'm good with the normal Pegasus. Yeah, we'll just stick with that. Boo.
Hey, you! I've got a great goal celebration I've been keeping up my sleeve for today. Get this!
Ey, look who it is! Listen, I had some time to kill, so I rustled up me own goal celebration. Take a gander!
Easy-peasy! You should check out my new goal celebration! I think you'll quite like it!
Oh, hello! Um...would you like to see my new goal celebration? I've been working really hard on it!
Ciao! I've just mastered a new goal celebration. Make sure you study it carefully, OK?
What? You want to see my goal celebration? If I must...
Ahem... Well met, friend! I shall now show thee a most dignified goal celebration!
(tick-tock) GUYS, WE'VE GOT VISITORS (tick-tock) DON'T BE SILLY. WE DON'T GET VISITORS (tick-tock) NO, HE'S RIGHT, THEY'RE REALLY HERE (tick-tock tock) NOW YOU'RE JUST TWISTING MY COGS (tick-tock) WE ARE NOT! SAY, CAN ANY OF YOU MOVE? (tock tock tock tock) NOPE. STIFF AS A BOARD (tick-tock) CRUMBS. I THINK I'VE GOT A PART MISSING (tock-tick tick) COME ON, PEOPLE - EMERGENCY WARM UP! GET THAT OIL FLOWING (tick-tock) GOOD THING I PRACTISED FIST BEAM (tick tick tick tick) DON'T POINT IT AT ME (tick-tock) CHECK YOUR ANGLE, MATE (tick-tock) IT'S FINE, I'M A PROFESSIONAL (tick-tock) I'M TELLING YOU, IT'LL PUT YOUR BACK OUT (tick-tock) WE SERVE ZHUGE, REMEMBER. IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG, IT'S ON YOUR HEAD (tick-tock) YOU MEAN FIST
Hm? You want me to demonstrate my goal celebration? Alright, but I'll only show you this once!
Stroke of luck meeting you here, eh? Watch how I rock this goal celebration out! Booyah!
Now, Sor lead and Aridon follow. Watch Sor! Got it! I guess we should join in, too. Hah. I'll give it a go. Sor impressed! You all pick up quickly, quick as fiddles! Now, all together!
Hey! How's this for a goal celebration? Bish bash bosh!
Ach ja, there's a goal celebration I wanted to show you. Don't you dare laugh!
Oh, hello. I've got a goal celebration I've been meaning to show the virtuoso, but can I show it to you first? It has to be purr-fect!
Ugh... Really hungry... I don't feel up to going to the pitch... Hey, you look like you might know where I might get something to eat, right? Or maybe you could go and fetch something for me? You know, something to fill me up! For example... Well, you know, something on a stick. Something filling and smothered in sauce, if you know what I mean! Thanks!
Oh... Something on a stick that's filling and smothered in sauce. I'm getting hungry just thinking about it...
Oh! Dumplings on a stick! Delicious!!! What?! You're not going to give me any? Hard to resist when they're just right there in front of me... Thanks very much! (chomp chomp gulp) Ohhhhh... Delicious! This is the first time I've ever had such tasty dumplings! Where did you get these? Oh, thanks ever so much! (chomp chomp)
Now that I've had those dumplings, I'm feeling a bit thirsty. I'd quite like a drink now... After a meal, it's nice to have something strong and black. But with milk, of course! Please?
After a meal, I'd like something strong and black, but that'd be too bitter on its own. Plenty of milk will sort that out!
Oh! A milky coffee! That smells great! Oh... Oh no! And I'm really thirsty!!! This is just what I needed. Oh well, bottoms up! (gulp gulp gulp) Ahhhhh... That's better! Thanks very much!
I'm feeling full now, and much better, but I think I could do with something sweet. I could really go for some little star-shaped sweets. You know, the ones you suck on. What do they call them again?
Some of those little star-shaped sweets. You know, the ones you suck on... What do they call them again?
Oh! Is that...? In that bag...? Are they...sugar candies?! Eh! You won't let me have any sweets? Oh... Thank you! There are loads in this bag! I'll have to share them with the others! But I'll just have a quick taste first. (suck suck) (suck suck) (suck suck) Eh? Oh no! They're all gone! How did that happen? Err...please don't tell anyone from Raimon about this!
Brrr... It's getting a bit chilly. I'd like something hot to warm me up! Maybe some...erm, some radish, carrots, potatoes and stuff, cooked traditional style in a kind of soup... Mmmmmm! Just thinking about it makes my mouth water! I want some!
Radish, carrots, potatoes... Old-school food is the best! Mmmmm...
Ohhhhh! That smell! Can it be? So you're just going to keep them all for yourself? That's not fair! Ohhh! Thank you! (chomp chomp) They're delicious! And really warm and filling! Phew! Now I'm really full! I've never felt so full!!! I'm feeling really strong and full of energy! I bet I could really put on a performance on the pitch now! Yes! Just one last request. Would you let me be on your team? Give me a shout whenever you need a helping hand! I bet I'll be able to eat lots of delicious things following you around!
Hello! Are you interested in having me on your team, by any chance? I knew it! Just knew it! Well, they do say "the early bird catches the worm". Perhaps you'll be able to catch me. I specialise in proverb quizzes. See if you can get all my questions right. OK, here's the first question! All you have to do is tell me what word should go in the blank space. Proverb Quiz - Question 1: A _____ in the hand is worth two in the bush. A wolf?! I think having one of those in the hand would be a bit dangerous! Sorry, but that's the wrong answer. Let me know when you think you have it right. Hm... Pandas are adorable, for sure, but you're looking for something a bit smaller. So, no, that's not right! Let me know when you think you have the right answer. Correct! Well, that was pretty simple, wasn't it? I'll have a think about what to ask you next time and make it a bit harder. If you can get all my questions correct, I'll join your team. See you!
Just come over and talk to me whenever you spot me again.
Ah, hello again! Are you ready for Round 2 of the proverb quiz? They say that "fortune favours the bold" after all! Question number two! This proverb is about talking talks and walking walks. Let's see if you know it. Just like before, all you have to do is fill in the blank, and Bob's your uncle. Proverb Quiz - Question 2: "_____ speak louder than words." That's...on the right track. In a way. I remember complaining very loudly when I was learning my fractions... Don't forget, you have to get this question right if you want me on your team, so think carefully and choose wisely! Well, voices are louder than words written on a page, but you're thinking a bit too literally here. Have another think! I'm not going anywhere, so pop back when you think you've got the right answer. Bingo! I see you've been practising! You can say all the words in the world, but they won't make a difference if you don't back them up with action! I'll have an even harder question waiting for you when we next meet. Look forward to it!
You're rather good at this game!
It's you again! That's three times you've talked to me now. You must really want to play football with me, huh? Or are you just in the mood for more proverb quizzes? Well, I don't mind either way. Well, here we go! This one means that everything happens for a reason. As always, choose the missing word that fits into the blank space. Proverb Quiz - Question 3: There's no smoke without _____. Well, you're on the right track... But it's not the right answer, sorry. Have a think about it. Smoked ham?! Now you're making me hungry... It's not the right answer, of course. Come on, be serious this time! Perfect! You're right! Are you sure you're not a proverb master, like me? Well, there's only one more quiz to go, and I'll have that ready by the next time we meet. See you later!
Just one more and that'll be the end of the quizzes. I'll have your final question ready by the next time we meet!
Hello there! This is the final proverb quiz! If you can answer this, I'll agree to join your team. But this last question isn't easy, not by a long shot. OK, then let's start! Well, they do say that when the student is ready, the teacher will appear. What do you think should go in the blank space? Proverb Quiz - Final Question: "A rolling stone gathers no _____." Ah, I see. Well, "dogs" might work grammatically... But I think you're barking up the wrong tree. Have another think about it and come back when you know the answer. A rolling stone gathers no brown? I'm not really sure what that's supposed to mean... Sorry, but that's the wrong answer. Maybe you could give it another go? I'm sure you're up to the challenge! Wow! That's correct! You've answered all of my proverb questions correctly! What an achievement! As promised, I'll join you. I have to say, I'm quite pleased. I've really started to take a shine to you. Ah, how rude of me - allow me to introduce myself. I am Jordan Greenway! Just give me a shout whenever you need me!
I've been hearing some strange stuff about you guys lately. Like, you've got access to some time travel bus, driven by a blue teddy bear. Jeez, stop trying to hide it. It's not like anyone'll believe you anyway. I certainly don't. Unlike you guys, I'm an empiricist. I believe in what can be proved. If you've got hard evidence, show it! If you were to have something like, say, a picture of the old football club room in Mark Evans's school days, I might believe you. But it's impossible. You'll never get hold of anything like that. You're always off on some fool's errand. Don't you think it's time to wake up and face reality? Later.
Seriously, forget it. You'll never get a picture of the old football club room from Mark [Evan's] schooldays.
What? You managed to get a picture of the old club room? Show me! This is... So, wait...you really can travel through time? You're kidding me... But how? How is that possible? OK, take me with you on these time travels of yours. No doubt you're gonna cause some kind of revolution again, right? Figures. Then you'll need someone like me, who's down to earth. Doesn't have his head in the clouds like a certain someone. If you need my help, just gimme a shout. Later.
Hey, dude! Are you here to ride the waves? Gnarly! I've been looking for a truly bodacious surf spot, but it's like I'm always in the wrong place at the wrong time or something. Huh? Yeah, I get that it's a river. Hey - if you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen, man! Or, like, the river! But yeah, I guess an ocean would be pretty good, too. And there's like this bird here that keeps screeching. Really cramps my style. I wanna hear that ocean breeze again, y'know? Ahh, I can almost hear it now. Shhhhh... Shhhhh... That does it! I'm moving on to greener pastures. Gnarlier waters - whatever! Catch you around!
Hey, dude! How's it going? I've already aced the waves round this place. Honestly? It's kinda left me craving for more. I figure I should go somewhere exotic...like Europe! Whaddaya think? Sounds like a plan, yeah? Sweet! I'm gonna jet off first thing in the morning!
Hey, listen to this! So, I was totally sure this was the ocean and I could finally get my wave on, but turns out this is just a big river! All rivers lead to the ocean, so I guess I could follow it down, but I dunno, man. Seems stupid to spend all that time trying. Maybe I'm just trying too hard. There's never been anywhere better than my usual spot! Go figure, huh? Look out waves - the Wavemeister's coming home! Woo-hoooo!
Hey, dude! Your epic odyssey took you back full circle, too? Awww yeah! These waves are radical cubed! Sun, sea, sand... You just can't beat Okinawa! Hey, you know how we're always checking out the same surf spots? That's more than just coincidence, dude. It's totally fate! We were totally born to meet. So let's hang out more often! I mean, if there's a wave, you gotta ride it, right? Well, surf's up!
'Ey up! Me friend's up and left and I've not got a clue where he went. I were up in t'mountains playing footie with him and now I can't find him anywhere. It's proper creepy here, it is. I don't suppose I'll find him here. He likes the countryside. Green grass and flowers and what have you. That's the kind of place he'd be in. I'd best be off to look for him, then. Ta for the help, anyway!
'Ey up, again. I had a look for me pal, but there's still no sight of him. There's no one at all round here, in fact. I don't suppose there's anything to eat. Maybe he's feeling peckish? He does like scrounging around them fancy eateries. Hmm... Oh no. I hope he's not ended up so hungry he's attacked someone to get his paws on their food! I'd best hurry. Ta, though!
'Ey up! How do? I'm still on the hunt for me friend, would you believe it. Plenty of warriors in these parts, sure, but I haven't caught sight of him. He's so big and grizzly, they'd probably try and attack him on sight! 'Ey, there's a thought. What if he's hiding away from human company, staying with other creatures, like? I'll have to make sure. Ta-ra for now!
By 'eck. This is no place for a bear, is it? He'd be at the bottom of the food chain round here! Oh, didn't I say? He's a bear. They call him the Old Man of the Mountain. He can be a bit temperamental, but he's a good lad, really. But yeah, I'm beginning to think he's just gone back to his usual spot on t'mountain. Guess I should head back. Erm...that is, if I knew how. Eh? You'll take me back to me own time? Really? Oh, that'd be smashing. Ta very much! Hey, do you mind if I joined your team? I don't mind what position you put me in... You don't mind? Fantastic! I'll do me very best!
Mm? Who are you? What do you want? I'm in a hurry. There's someone I have to see at the hospital. We'll have to talk some other time. Sorry.
Don't you know it's rude to stare at people like that? ...What? I reminded you of someone you know? Hm. I'll let you off, this time. Anyway, I don't have time for this. We're playing a friendly match at Royal today and it's well overdue. There's no way I can be late. I don't care if it's urgent - I really have to go. Speak to me some other time, if you must.
Oh, hello! You're...Arion Sherwind, right? Did you come up here for the view, too? I love this tower. You can see the whole town from the top! Me and my grandad used to come up here and climb it all the time. Any time I had a problem, he'd always be there to help. Ahh, that was a good rest. Well, I've got to get back to training now! I'll see you later!
Hmm... I know you, don't I? Oh, I'm terribly sorry. It's just that you looked awfully like a friend of mine. You've got that same look on your face. I'll bet you're just as crazy about football as him. I'm sorry - I shouldn't judge, should I? Listen, I'd love to talk more, but I really must be going. Perhaps we can talk later.
Well, well, if it isn't the Raimon Eleven! Tell me, how is the Holy Emp- Forgive me. How is Coach Blaze faring these days? I'm told you're capable of travelling through time. Who'd have thought it possible? If it's really true, then I have a proposition. You recall how our first match at Saints' Way ended...somewhat prematurely, for reasons out of our control. What if we were to...? No, it's a foolish idea. Let bygones be bygones. If you'll excuse me, I'm to be interviewed for a magazine, you see.
Nope, this one's no good either. Bah. I've had it. I came over here cos I heard you got a bunch of new special moves in, but none of them seem to be my kind of thing. It's all gloopy this and gutsy that... What am I supposed to do with those?! I guess I shouldn't be relying on special moves in the first place. Well, back to the grind. See you around!
Ha-harrr! Ye scurvy landlubbers are back again, are ye! Couldn't get enough of old Davy Jones, could ye? I been trainin' up a secret technique just to see the likes of ye up a creek without a paddle when next we meet! What? Oh no, ye'll not drive me ashore that easily, ye Raimon bilgerats! Ye'll not learn an ounce afore yer swimmin' with the fishes! Ye ought to be countin' the days ye've got left before we swab the deck with ye! Harr, harr, harr!
Hey there. You're Arion, right? From Raimon Jr High? How's it going, buddy? We don't hold anything against you, by the way. Me and the Milky Way peeps have been getting right into stargazing lately. Have you seen the view from Inazuma [tower]? It's pretty awesome. It kind of brings the whole team together, you know? You should check it out some time. Ugh, there I go rambling again. Sorry if I bored you. I'd better go check up on the team. Later!
Heya, Raimon. How've you been keeping? I heard through the grapevine that you've been doing some bostin' stuff. We paid a visit to Inazuma, thinking we could help out too, but things never seem to work out as planned. It'd be nice if Brad and Langford would stop bickering at each other for long enough to hold a proper conversation! But what can you do? Let's have another chat when everyone's all settled down, eh?
Raimon Jr High. A pleasure to see you again. Commander Sharp has, for the most part, briefed us on your recent activities. Time travel must be a truly marvellous thing to experience. If it were me, I'd go back in time to meet the commander when he was my age. What? Well I...I believe it would be of great benefit to the team to learn more about him. Yes. There's nothing more to say, really. Well, I really must be getting off. And please...don't mention a word of that to the commander.
Hello, Raimon Eleven. You see this stadium? My father built it to train Imperials. He's really upset with the new football ban, you know. Not long ago, we were the ones controlling football. Strange, isn't it? But why am I telling you this? I have better things to do! Hmph!
Let's see now... By 'eck! You didn't half scare me! I saw a train running past here t'other day. Proper exciting stuff. You don't usually get trains up at Alpine. Don't laugh! You've probably never seen a metre of snow in your life, neither! Tch. I were going to ask for your help, but if I knew you were going to be like that, I shouldn't have bothered. I'm off.
Knights of the Round Table, we greet you with open arms! Fare you well? Ah. Those weary countenances suggest to me your quest is far from over. You have always been true to me, proud knights. I will sit here idly no longer. The king and his men shall ride together!
Oh! Me? You mean...you want my help? I...I'd be delighted! After everything you've done for me, it's the least I could do. The war's quietened down quite a bit now, so I don't see any reason not to assist you. Thank you!
Haha! You want my help, do you? That's perfect for me. I've had it to here listening to Zhuge's strategic lectures. It'd be good to get out and about for a change! I've been wanting another shot at your football game, too, so count me in!
You require my assistance? Mm. Very well! It would do this body good to feel the heat of battle once in a while! I look forward to your exploits. Let us end this country's wars!
Ah, welcome, friends! My condition has greatly improved since we last spoke. I've even been able to resume my duties. I believe that football had a hand in my recovery, and I expect to continue playing as a means of rehabilitation. So I'd be only [to] happy to support you. Soji Okita, Captain of the First Unit of the Shinsengumi, at your service!
Oh! Look who it is! Come to get me on your team? Listen, I know I'm at a restaurant, but I've cut down on food a lot since you helped out. I limit myself to three helpings of rice per meal now! But yes, this should work out great for both of us - I get to lean out a bit and you get help with football! I can't wait!
I expected you would return. You require my services, I take it? As it happens, I was wondering just the other day what the draw of football is. Excellent. With my support, you shall not concede a single match!
Arion, I knew you would come. I've been watching over you the whole time. You're wondering how that's possible, I suppose. Well, the truth is... I AM the guardian deity of football. I'm kidding, of course. I wouldn't want to end up a myth. Well, I have errands that need seeing to. Enjoy your stay at Sanctum and train as much as you like. I'll see you again sometime.
Looking for a game? Sure! We're more than just a pretty face, you know! Oh, come on! Couldn't you have warned us you were pros? Ah... I'm all aflutter after that performance!
You're playing football with random strangers? Cool! Can I play, too? Yippee! Oh, wait, I lost? Oh, boo. Yippee! I won, and that's fun! Ask me again sometime, OK?
Want a game of football? We'll chop you down to size! Meh. I suppose we'll need a bit of work. Care to nail down our flaws? Hehe! And that's how you build a good track record.
Eh? A battle? Yeah, I'd love to! I don't usually get the chance, but...are you sure? Ah, well. You deserved the win! Well played, mate! We won? Nice! That was pretty fun! Let's do this again sometime!
Alright, boss. Football, boss? I'd love to, boss. That was amazing, boss! Can I call you boss? Never mind, boss. Maybe you could learn a thing or two from me, boss.
Hey, I heard you like football! Can we have a game? It's all cool. I'd love to play you again, though! Wow. You know, sometimes I amaze myself.
Tell me, how do you feel about football battles? Be honest! Do you want to have one right now? Wow. You don't beat about the bush, do you? We'll have to up our game! Oh, I'm all for winning, me. It seems we have a difference of opinion!
Yoo-hoo! How's it going, love? What do you say to a quick game? Aww, that didn't go so well for us. Well, I'm sure we'll get the chance for revenge some time, right? (wink) Hey, I guess we're not half bad! Fancy that!
Oi, oi! We're looking for a footie partner to play. What do you say? Well, blow me down. How'd that happen? Nah, it'll never work out. You're not good enough for us.
When we play football, we don't lose. Are you sure you want to play us? Well, I did warn you. But don't let that stop you. We'll take you on as much as you like. That's unusual. Perhaps our luck was waning...
What? You want a game of football? Hmph. Fine. Not like I really wanted one, though... You're better than I gave you credit for, I suppose. No, that's not a compliment! Hmph. Serves you right! I guess I wouldn't say no if you wanted a rematch, though...
You look like you've pruned your football skills. But how green-footed are you? Football? Sure. I was born and bred to play! Hmm, you're good. Time to turn over a new leaf, I think. Woo-hoo! He shoots, he leaves!
Greetings, friend. I see that you seek solace in football, as do I. Shall we search together? The ebb and flow of nature is ever changeable. Do not think you will triumph next time. There is truth in victory. Especially when it is our victory. But life often grants us second chances.
Hey, you! Play us in a football battle! Tch, I guess we couldn't handle the pace... Can we have a rematch? You're really not very good, are you. You should train more, like us!
Looking for a match? You're in for a big surprise! Our last match was too easy. This one was too tough! When will we find one juuuuust right? There you go! You know the key to winning? Always eat your porridge!
People of Raimon, never fear! We, the heroes of justice, are here...to play football! You'll play with us, won't you? You have...defeated us? Perhaps you are the ones we've been waiting for? Come! Together, we will rid the school of evil! Hah hah hah! All in a day's work for the heroes of justice!
First rule of the karate club: don't lose to anyone! Want to test me? Not bad! But don't get cocky, fancy-pants! Now you see the might of the karate club! Come back when you're more of a match for us!
You want to play football? Alright, but what's in it for me? You're pretty good. I guess playing is its own reward. Too scared to play properly? I get that a lot.
You want a game? Well, why didn't you say so? You DO want a game, right? You're on top of your game. But don't think you'll beat us next time! Are you just not feeling it today? Give it everything you've got next time, OK?
Football? Go on then - get your funk on! Smooth stuff! I'm gonna use some of this for my beats! Can you dig it? So whaddya think? I'll give you permission to copy my style!
Erm... You want to play football? Wh-who's asking? O-oh...we lost. But that's OK. I quite enjoyed myself! Well, erm, that was pointless. You should have put up more of a fight!
Hey! Are you up for a game? Come on, let's get kicking! Wow. You've really struck an impression on us. But it won't strike twice! Hope that wasn't a short, sharp shock for you, but we're no pushovers!
I've been getting right into football, recently. So yeah, shall we have a go? Well, that's no good. (sigh) Will we ever amount to anything? That's about the size of it. I enjoyed that!
I know a game that everybody knows...everybody knows...everybody knows. And you know how it goes! Well, don't you? Cheap! You were using cheap tactics! Huh. I expected more of a challenge!
Come on! You're up for a game, right? Hmph. We'll play properly next time! Yeah, how about that? We're always up for more!
What do you want? Football? Not half! How was that fair? Pssht. I'll do better next time. There, we won. I guess you'll be wanting a rematch?
A football battle? Yes, yes... This will be an interesting experiment. Shall we? Interesting. You've exceeded my expectations. I'll have to adjust the ordinal data... I expected more of you. Perhaps there was a mistake in my calculations...
Sorry? Now, why on earth would you want to play against us? You do realise who we are? Hmph! No, we are not sore losers. We just hate losing. That ought to teach you to think twice before challenging us.
You wish to confront me in battle? As a warrior, I cannot back down. No! One as mighty as I cannot fall! My pride will not allow it! It is the height of folly to even think of defeating me.
Whoa-woh-woh! Of course I want a game! You don't even need to ask! ...Wait, you are asking me though, aren't you? You were pretty sharp! I like you! That all you've got? I thought you were better than this.
Hey, wombats! Fancy a kick about? Pretty good, wombat. Pretty good. HAHAHAHA! The look on your face is amazing. This is the face of a wombat who tastes defeat.
Football isn't top on my list of priorities, but seeing as you so politely inquired, I wouldn't be disinclined to play a game, should you wish. M-my glasses steamed up! That's the only reason we lost! That's really quite a shame. Perhaps you ought to see an optician?
Wotcher! You lookin' for a scrap, or a game of footie? Cos either's good for me, mate! Wot? Nah. Nah, I ain't having none of this. We're doing this again! Who's the man! WHO is the man? I ain't felt this good in donkey's!
I'd like to check your heart rate after a game of football. Is that fine with you? You'd like a football game? Do you have a prescription for that? I don't think you need any sort of treatment. You're as fit as can be! There - that should do it! You didn't end up with any bruises, I hope?
What's up? Football? I like to think I'm a fun guy. You're on! Not cool. Well, cool for you maybe. How about we go again? I think there's still much room for improvement for you guys.
Football? Yeah, I'm game if you are. Aww, we lost. Can we have another go? Heh, how about that! Let's play again some time.
A football battle? You hear that, squad? Ateeeeeen-shun! You'd be a great asset to our unit, soldier, but I see you have your own battles to fight. Today's victory is ours, then. We'll be standing by to regroup.
Football? Yeah, go on. I'd love a good kickabout. Nice one! Nah, don't mind me - I'm pretty thick-skinned. I reckon I could play better next time, though! Now there's a bit of luck! For me, I mean. Hard luck for you, mate. Sorry!
Come rain or shine, I'll be here to play you at football! So, how about it? Oof. Our forecast was completely off. Hah, that was a breeze! But you can never really predict who's going to win or lose.
Kehehehehe! Did I hear you say...football? Kehehehehe! You're just small fry. I'll munch you to bits! Kehehehehe! You're good. I'll remember you guys.
Wait...you want to play football? What a coincidence - so do I! I learnt a lot from that game. I'm happy to keep going, if you want! That was fun! Aww, don't let it get to you. I'll probably lose next time.
Mm? You've got a lot of guts challenging me. But if it's football you want, you're on. To be honest, I thought we'd play better than that. Tch. Can we have a rematch? Is that all you've got? Really?
Oh, yes...football. OK... Are you sure? Yes, that was...very good... You're quite decent. Oh, well...never mind. Ah...maybe next time?
Yes? Oh, a game of football would be perfect! A bit of exercise should do me some good! Shall we? Does this mean my estimates were erroneous? Oh, dash it all. Just as I predicted. I'd be only too happy to play again!
You'd like a game with us? Any time, my friend! Augh! Well, I don't know how that happened! That's just how good we are. Come back when you get better, my friend!
Well, yer, I guess we'd be up for a game, but is it really worth your time? We lost? That's a bit meh, isn't it? Well, whatever. Yeah, get in! So, what's the prize? Football is its own reward? Oh, you are joking...
...Hm? Foot...ball? ...Y-yes! Very good! Try...try more...
A football battle? Yes! Let's do this! No! I thought we were the toughest! We're good, huh? Work on getting better then come back and beat us!
You there, peasant! How would you like to do battle with a king? Heathens! Don't you know it is treason to defeat a king at football?! Off with you! History is written by the victors. My name shall be cast throughout the annals of time!
You poor thing. Are you lost? …Sorry? What about football? Oh, goody, we won! No, wait, I was reading the scores wrong. Aww… Fiddlesticks - we lost! No, wait, I was reading the scores wrong. Oh, goody!
Football... Yes, I can see how you'd want to play us. Very well! Well played. But next time, you may be left without a leg to stand on. Well? Are we the hardest team you've ever faced? We'll keep playing you until you're convinced.
Hey, you! Let's play! Nooo, I totally had that! Well, at least I got to play against you fine people! Oh! I guess we're too good for you. Sorry!
Hey, bruv, you look like you're in the zone. Come on - let's hit up a game! Those moves were sick, bruv! Where'd you learn 'em? You've just got to stick to the beat, bruv. That's how we always do it!
Dude! You want a soccer game? Sweet! That was some pretty neat play back there, buddy. Catch you around! You lost? Yeah, I'm not gonna let that fly, buddy. Let's rock this up one more time!
Did someone call for a football team? Cos we're here! You're pretty good! Do you take any supplements? Now you know what kind of a team we are. Try harder next time!
Hiya! Erm...can I have a footie game with youse? Wow, you're dead good! And here I thought I was decent enough to be a challenge! Cool! Thanks for the match, guys. It was dead fun!
A'ight, grommets! Think you've got what it takes to mess with the big leagues? You've got skills, fer sure! I'll let it slide...this time. Just joshing you, dude. We're all pals here!
You don't need to say a word. Let's get this game under way! I don't understand... Where did I go wrong? Not up to scratch? That's a crying shame, that is.
A football battle? Oh yes, a fabulous choice! Now there's a sport for all seasons! Don't you agree? Marvellous! I think all parties were highly delighted with that game! Well, we can't win them all. But what matters is that you enjoyed it!
A game of football? Absolutely! You're sure you have enough time? Heh, I thought you'd be good. Well, back to the drawing board... Good. That'll provide inspiration for my next piece of art!
Heya! Football? Yup, I'm game! Are you? Oh! I think I had my sunglasses on upside down... Like my sunglasses? Snazzy, aren't they? Huh? What about the match?
Ahh, it's so peaceful and quiet. I love the silence... I bet you're going to ask me to play football now, aren't you? Typical. I didn't do so well, did I? But if you played me back at home, you'd know my real strength. Great - I'm still on the ball! You should keep up your fitness, too.
Hello! Do you want to play football with me? Wow, you're really good! I hope we get to play again... Haha, I win! Think you can get your own back?
Who are you? Are you new? How do you do? And do you play football? I know you! You know me too! How do you do? What do you say to some football? How did I lose? I'm so confused. I got a bruise! I win! You lose! Too bad! Fair's fair! And now to fix my hair. Take care!
Hold it! Wouldn't you like to play the most phenominable game in your life? Be honest! Oh, I don't care that I lost. It was truly phenominable! Phenominable!
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You're looking for a football battle, are you? Mmhmm. Wait till you see how we play. Very unexpected. We didn't think you'd be able to beat us. We operate with absolute precision. That's how we win.
Heh heh... Hey, I think someone's been asking for you. Yeah...it was me...and yeah, it's about football. What do you say? Hey, not bad. You almost had me flustered for a sec. But it's cool. Alright, take a chill pill. The local chemist usually has them.
Hold yew hard! Yew're a kemari fan, en't yew? How fare yew against an' Owari warrior? I lost? Well, thass wholly mast'rous, that is! Well done! We won that, looks like! En't that greart!
You! You, there! no, not him. You! Do you partake in the game of football? In your eyes, I must look quite pathetic. Perhaps it is so. But onwards, we must face... Games are a cruel species. One must face humiliation, the other joy. But just one rematch can turn the tables.
Fellow ninjas, leave your hiding places! Our foe deserves a fair fight! Are you ready, foe? You follow the precepts, too, I see! But the ninja way is fluid. We shall not fail again! We claim victory here, but remember this: we will never turn down a challenge!
The football battle. It is an art that must be honed to perfection. I accept! I am not worthy. I must reflect on my transgressions! In the end, my training paid off. Perhaps you, too, would benefit from following the Way.
Oh! A football battle? Coming right up! Oh! You're really good at football. I'd love to play you again! Oh! Bet you didn't think we were this good, huh?
There was once a boy who loved football... You know the rest! Will you help me tell it? Hey! That's not how the story goes! And they all lived happily ever after. But I'm writing a sequel, so you can play me again!
A football battle, you say? Prepare to meet your match! It appears I lack training. But like the carp that swims against the current, I will persevere! I believed you would pose more of a challenge. Perhaps I was wrong.
You guys look bored. And you already know what I'm going to ask, don't you? Whoa, alright! I give up! How come you're so good?! Well, now you've made me bored.
Err...dew yew like kemari? Yew dew? Great! Whew, well done! After orl that a-runnin', I fare like a bite to eat! Well! How'd I manage that? I have to tell orl my friends about this, now!
Come yew on, tergether! Fancy a game alonga us? Thass right. Yew know how it's done. Well, dew yew keep a-troshin' an' we'll play agin soon! We en't pushovers, we en't! Come yew on fer a rematch, if yew can keep up that!
Hey, I was just looking for a sparring partner for whatever. Is that OK? Good stuff! Maybe I'll get you next time! I'm good, aren't I? Better luck next time!
You want a kickabout? Perfect weather for it! I lost? Guess I've not been up to scratch lately. Whew, that was close! I was sure we'd lose for a moment there.
Be a dear and do battle with me, would you? You'd better, or I've a mind to haunt you for the rest of your days! Is that any way to treat a lady? Youngsters these days have no respect! Haha, there we go! There's life in these bones yet!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand stop. It's footie time! I...I lost? Then the legend was right... The world is going to end! Ahaa! Put that in your sandwich and eat it!
Football is an art. There are always tricks you can pull off! Want me to show you one? If the trick fails, you have to run with it. That is, we meant to lose. Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week.
Football, you say? That's music to my ears! Those moves were electric! You'll have to teach me sometime. Paralysed by our brilliance? I'd be shocked if you weren't, really.
What do you call a dinosaur with two left feet? Doyouthinkhecanplayfootballsaurus! Guh huh huh! Funny, right? What's black and white and red all over? That football after you kicked it into my tomato soup! Guh huh huh! What do you call a man with a football on his head? Doug! Guh huh huh!
Ladies and gentlemen, a big round of applause for the greatest football battle on earth! Well, it's not easy being in the spotlight. Good show, nonetheless! Well? Did I not dazzle and entertain? Encore, you cry! And I would be only too willing.
Hrm... Well, if you be of noble intent, I shan't judge. Go on, then. Let's get your rowdy sport over with. Why, I have never been so insulted! If the king hears of this, he'll have your head! And that, peons, is the difference between moi and toi.
Uhh, guys? Dey said dey wants tuh play football. Hahahahahaha! ...Uhh, do you wanna play football? Hahahahahahaha! Wait. Dat's not funny... Hahahahahahaha! Dat'll teach you a lesson.
I bet you want to play football, don't you? Yes! I won another guessing game! Humph! We were going easy on you that time. Next time will be different! Yes! We are the champions! I feel like we can take on the world!
Where am I? No, really, I was just at my desk and suddenly... Oh, what's the use. Let's just play some football! Aww, I lost. Well, at least now I know where I stand! Yesss! I wished upon my ribbon before the match started. It's my good luck charm!
Football? Sure! Lovely day for it! Ouch, my head. I'm not used to doing headers... Fantastic! I guess that's the fruit of our labour!
Do you stand for justice, for bravery and all that is right? Then, I do propose a joust! A football joust! Will you accept? Pax, I say! Pax! You do me a great honour, sire! Be you perhaps a knight of football? Yield thee, recreant! Even a forfeit is a kind of victory.
You want to play us? Heh. Looks like someone's cruising for a bruising! Heh... AGAIN! You get it now? We're so far ahead of you, you'll be geriatric before you're good enough.
Me and my brothers wanna play you! Come on, you know you want to! Oi! Who said you could win? Haha! We make the best team, don't we? Bring on another, if you're game!
Football, yeah! Come on, let's do this! Whoa. You've knocked us for six! Look at that! Somebody just won...and oh, it's us!
A football battle? Alright, but do you really think you can win? Well, you sure showed me! Good job! Told you. We're strong. I like how you fought tooth and nail, though!
I see you're in need of a football friend. Alright, we'll help out if you want! Well, I don't see how that was possible, but alright. That was lucky for us. Thank you for your participation!
Hm? What do you want?! Oh, football? Yeah, alright, why not? Oi, go easy on me, will you? I'm not football bonkers like you! Guess I got the upper hand there. Unlucky, mate.
You desire a game with us? Of course. I could read it on your face. How unfortunate that we lost. We were quite confident in our abilities, too. It seems we've clinched a win, this time. You're welcome to take us on again.
A one, an' a two, an a three... Do ya wanna play football with me now, baybeeeh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, cause I wanna play it too! It's about the strength you find inside you, gotta reach down deep and set it free, yeah, baby, yeaaaah! Why didn't you write me a letteeeeer, baby, tellin' me you ain't half the team I thought you were!
You want a kickabout? Aye, go on then! Crikey, that were unexpected! We win! Feel free to play us lot again, though!
What's up? You want to play football? Sure! I like the sound of that! You're not half bad, are you? That was a good'un! Is that all you've got? Come on. I know you can do better!
What do you wish for, master? A football game? Granted! Genius! Well, that went up in a puff of smoke...
You want a game of football? Aye, go on then, give us a go! Hey, you're proper good! Can you show me one of them special moves you've got? Yippee, we won! Let's hope it's a winning streak an' all!
Ohoho, I've been waiting for this. Let's see if you stand a chance against my ultimate form! My money's on... We were out of practice! Probably shouldn't have marathoned that series last night... Muahaha! The heroes are vanquished! World domination is but a step away!
What? Did a pipsqueak just challenge me to a game of football? Well, tell him I'll consider! The pipsqueak has talent! Tell him he's got talent! The pipsqueak fought admirably. Tell him he should keep up the training!
(sigh) I wish there was someone around here to play football with. Do you know anyone? Huh, I guess I lost. Can we play again? Yes, victory is mine! Oh, I didn't mean to brag. Let's play again!
A football battle? You mean, five-a-side? Sure, I'd love to! Whew. I think we tried our hardest, but you were the better team. Good game! We won! Wow, that felt good!
Football? Yeah, we're always up for a game, la'! Yez are boss at footie! We'll have to give it double next time, like! That game was electric, like! Let's have another crack at it!
By our decree, you shall play us at football. You may decline, but it would be a horrendous disgrace to us. Choose! Imbeciles! Did you not even consider to let us win? We are of noble birth, you know! You surrender, then? Wonderful! We will pardon your iniquity this one time.
You want a game? Come on, then. Let's get on with it! Yeah, you're OK. But I'll fight back harder next time! Well? Did we put on a stellar performance or what?
When opportunity knocks, be ready. And I grant you the opportunity to play me! Will you answer the door? Bitter pills have blessed effects. We will learn from our mistakes. Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. And so we were victorious.
I see that you want to play football with us. Yes, I know these things. Cruel world, why have you forsaken us? It is your destiny to succumb. Accept it.
Somebody seems to be looking for a football game! Must we? Well, I suppose it has to end somehow. We won't give it a second thought. Excellent! We'll be having a feast tonight!
A football battle? Absolutely, sir! Would you like a slice of humble pie with that? That was a shocking performance on our part. I believe there was an ingredient missing. I'm sorry you weren't fully satisfied, sir. We'll take more care to serve you thoroughly next time.
Mrrrgrough? You wanna play football? OK, but don't come crying to me when you lose! (whimper) S'not fair... We'll win next time, but first, I wanna have a nap. Yippee! I'm so happy, I could howl! Auuuoooooh!
Beg your pardon, sir, but it would be ever so kind of you if you could play a quick game of football with me. Would you mind? Well! I'm impressed! I'd very much like to play again sometime, if it's not too much trouble! Oh, goodness. I didn't expect to win that! Kyoto is a big place. You must be tired! Could I trouble you for some tea?
Please, good sir! Give us a chance to show you our school's prowess! You have shown us that you were the better party. It was a splendid battle. Are we not worthy of your praise? We are the up-and-coming stars!
Oh...are you in search of someone to play? I believe I could fill that role. Do I look the part? You show great promise. It was a pleasure to play with you. You still look determined to win. I admire that.
You want football? You've got football! Nggh... In defeat, you have sullied our good name! This will not go unpunished! Heheh! Did you bite off more than you could chew?
Football? I'm glad you asked, cos we're gonna take the world by storm! You'll play us, right? Good game, man! But I feel a second wind coming on! Haha! I'm on cloud nine! We're really whipping it up, huh?
Yeah? A game of footie? Think that'll last... Ooh, I dunno... 'Bout 2 minutes on my watch! Still up for it? That is not on. Not on. You're way out of line, mate. I mean, how was that fair? Ugh... Yes, get in! How good are we, then?
You'd like to play us? At football? Alright, but don't pull anything funny! Wh-what? Did you do that just to humiliate us?! You are terrible human beings! Th-that wasn't too bad, actually. In fact...I quite liked it!
You'd deign to play us at football? Very well. I accept! I have observed your strategy and adapted accordingly. Do not think you will win the next game. Checkmate. You realise it is bad etiquette not to have resigned sooner?
Hohoh! You wish to challenge a team as august as we? You shall regret it! No, it can't end this way! We will have revenge...should you so grant us a chance! Hahaha! And now, a victory song to commemorate our triumph!
Stop right there! There's something odd about you... Let's play a game to work out what it is! Eek! I'm sorry! Please, we'll do anything! Spare us! I knew it! You're up to no good! Get out of our sight before you get yourselves in even more trouble!
You want to play football with me? OK, but go easy on me. That's impossible. We had the perfect formation... Did you think we'd be pushovers? Well, you were wrong!
Looking for a game, are you? Right, then. Let's give it a go! Aww, what? That was totes not fun. Can we try again? We're not even that good. I guess you've got a lot to work on!
Here, bruv, you wanting a game? Yeah, you're on! Ugh, I'm well jelly of you now! Trust. Truuuust. Impressed? You better be. I've got bare skills, ain't I?
Football? Ha! Sure! Let's go! Whoa! Whoa! We lost! Bah! But fun! Thanks! What's wrong? Lost for words? Hah! Come on! Again! Let's play!
Aren't these sunglasses pure class? Yeah. Yeaaaah, that's what I'm talking about... Huh? You're talking about football? I'm pretty glad I bought these glasses, now. You're blazing bright! Heh. You couldn't see cos of my glasses, but these eyes saw through everything!
Hey! You! Let's go! Football! Yeah! Whoa... Good! We'll be back! We will! That's it? Shame. Nowhere near us. Not even close!
I want a game, 'kaaaaaay? We lost. But it was fun! Let's do it again, 'kaaaaaay? Hehe, I'm good. Yeah, I am. Ask me if you want to go again, 'kaaaaaay?
I know it's kind of weird, but how about a game of football? If just to say we got to play around all these dinosaurs! Hmph, oh well. I'll see if I can beat you next time! How about that? We won! Are you up for another?
Huh? Football, eh? Yeah, I don't know... As long as you make it interesting! Will you? Hey, you didn't tell me you were so good! That was great fun! I'll play you again later! Bored now. Can you come back when you're better?
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Football, you say? You came at the right time! Those are some skills you've got there. I'm impressed. We're pretty good, huh? Do you think you'll remember us?
Mm? You serious? You want to play me? You got a death wish, mate? Oof. You saw through my tough act, then. Good on you! That all you got? Shame. Still, I'm not going anywhere, if you want another crack at it.
Wanna have a match with us? Come on! Hop to it! Phew... You win. I'm all hopped out. But I've got my breath back now! Oh, hoppy day! I won! Mummy's going to be so proud of me!
Lo! Combatants of the football fields! What say you to a game? I think my strength doth wane. All shall know of your unjust doings! It taxes me how great a warrior can be so puny. There is little more to be said!
I've had a muckle big breakfast! I feel like I could wrestle a dragon to the ground. How's about a kickabout? Aw, we lost. Maybe I should have had a couple more helpings of Yorkshire pud, after all... We won! In the end, it all comes down to who had the bigger breakfast.
Fire and brimstone! How in blazes do you get out of this blasted place? Ach, never mind. Let's play some football, man! Blood and thunder, you're strong! I'll have to put on my helmet for the next one! Over already! By my halitosis, I thought you'd put up more of a fight than that!
You. Yeah, you. Are you deaf? Play a game with us! We lost? That's fine. We'll make up for it next time. And we WILL make up for it... Good. Now you know who's in charge. And don't you ever forget that.
Rapscallions! Give us one reason why we should play you at football. What? Because it's fun? W-we lost? No! I outright refuse to believe it! I don't think you have what it takes, weaklings! Come back when you can put up a fight!
You challenging us to a game of football? Ha. Now that's the icing on the cake! Tch. I don't care about football. Our cake is still rich, decadent and better than you. Hah. That was a cakewalk!
Oh! You're up for football? Good man! We did our best, but you've proved you can hold your own. Later! Really? I was expecting you to play serious!
Hey, there! Yeah, I'll agree to a game, under one condition - we crank up the amp! Deal? Gah! Does this mean we're relegated to supporting act? Crash and burn! Sorry, but it looks like we stole the concert tonight, guys!
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "Does this dashing rogue want to play football with me?" But of course, my friend! I shall permit you to win, just this once. Ah! Even in defeat, I am beautiful! Gaze upon my handsome visage! It really is no wonder you lost.
Are you friend or foe? Hmm... There's only one way to find out! Football, it is! Victory isn't something you can keep forever. You'll have to hand it over to us sometime! I'm sorry, but victory is the one thing we'll never give up on!
Hehehe... Yes, I do want to play football with you. With strong people...powerful people... Will you let me play...? Yes, indeed, you are strong. Perhaps I should put a curse on you, too... Hehehe... I have no interest in the weak. Leave me.
We're risky! We're rapid! We're radical! We're the Spectrum Shooters! Regale us with a resplendent romp of football! Alright, that's it. You're going down next time! You'll see! Hehe! That's how it's done! Come at us again if you think you've got the skills!
Hey, want to see a move that'll chill you to the bone? Heh. So you've been through a lot, too. I'm glad we got to play. You were too slow. Let me guess...frozen in awe of my skill?
The fates must have brought us here. We were destined to play football together, no? You are every bit as excellent as I predicted. But I also predict that I will gain the upper hand next time. You see? My predictions never fail!
Yes? Who might you be? No, forgive me. What matters is football, correct? A very surprising outcome, but also very pleasing. One can learn more from a loss than a victory. The trees...they bow to honour my victory.
Oh, football? O-OK. If that's alright with you... Oh dear, I lost. You're very good, you know! Oh wow, I won? Really, I think that was sheer fluke.